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So…

I write a lot of terrible songs. They are mostly in-jokes, or stupid references or awful midnight flashes of awful inspiration. So, enjoy wasting your time, I guess…


birthday boy/girl

This series of songs are self explanatory, but are by no means excusable. Please get in touch if you would like me to ruin someone’s special day with a custom song.